InvERtible Emotion

I hurt myself, so I can feel alive.It’s quite ironic that in life,

the person that brings out the best in you and the one that

makes you strong is actually your weakness..“If I’m such and

important person, why do you stutter when i ask you if you

know my name?”“If you love me so much, why are you walking away?”“Can you give me a

reason for coming out of the closet?”Your coment cheered me up.Since when was my name on

the attendance, am i really that important?”Sometimes if you love someone so much, it will

actually hurt more.Here we are! A compilation of some of Dan’s best emoisms from the past

week.“Mother suspects that I’m a gayer. She stormed into the room with your dress that I had

borrowed last night. I think she found it on the stairs, which is where I left it after coming home

drunk earlier.”“What’s the point in eating when you just end up crapping it all out

anyway?”“What’s the point in ever trying to be happy when the very pursuit of happiness is

what makes you miserable.”“I tried to cut myself last night to Joy Division with my toothbrush.

I was sitting there trying to peel away as many layers of skin as I could but I couldn’t make a

serious dent in my arm. I kept doing it for half an hour. My mother actually thought I was

brushing my teeth for that long!”“Jesus didn’t have to go through half of the pain I’m

experiencing now. At least he knew he was special. I have no such assurances. I’m just another

outbreak of the human virus which has contaminated Planet Earth.”“I tried to suffocate myself

in the cupboard last night, but I came out when I heard the theme tune to Lost. I simply can’t

afford to miss an episode of that show.”“Euthenasia sounds like such a good idea. Why can’t

young people sign up for it voluntarily? I’m tired of waking up every morning and crying into my

Rice Krispies. It’s just Sob, Splutter and Sob for me, every goddamn day.”“Sometimes I want to

break out of his vacuum but I just can’t. The space demons keep calling me back into the void. I

feel comfortable there!”“I want to die but I can’t think of a way to end it all that involves cotton

wool. I’m terrified of blades.”“I’m tired of being made the scapegoat in life. I feel like I’m being

persecuted at every possible moment. Even if a kitty comes up to me I’m suspicious of it’s

motives. I know it’s just there to make a fool out of me.”“If God exists why did He have to give

me such a horrible looking body? I mean what’s the point in having nipples if you are a man?

I’ve tried biting them off in the past but I doubt I could handle the pain. I don’t know what I’d

say to Mother on the way to the hospital either……”

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